Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Experts Predict Rash of Updates to Slab City Blog!


Experts are predicting a rash of updates to the Slab City Running Company team blog this weekend. Sources close to the proceedings estimate that by the time the Thanksgiving weekend is over the site could be updated as many as four times. The sudden rash of updates would mark a radical departure from the site's recent no-update approach.

After months of wasting time pursuing activities ranging from running to not-running, the site's editor has decided to restore blogging to his list of time wasting pursuits. A source familiar with the editor's writing process says that the timing for these updates was predictable. "Now that the holidays are here, he definitely has many more important responsibilities. Family, friends, work, maintaining his health. With everything else that should take priority, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw six or seven updates before the weekend is over."

That estimate sounded high to one observer. "He won't have internet access for a couple of days. I think four updates is likely, but the balance will be weighted toward the end of the weekend."

Experts are still examining the relationship between the editor's renewed consumption of coffee and the anticipated updates.

Jessica Deutsch, another source close to the proceedings, explained, "Get off the compu

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